Rejected Clifton Strengths

By: LJ Katch, Contributor

Potty Trained - Good job!

Adopted - We hate for you to find out this way.  

Having a Slight Resemblance to Timothee Chalamet - Like a bunny from Watership Down. 

Dinosaur - Lucky! 

Hungry - Hi Hungry! I’m-[gunshots]

1/16 Native American - And you won’t shut up about it. 

Sympathetic Period Cramps - Feminism at its peak.

Jason Derulo - jason derulo

Giving Really Good Head - Your dick don’t work, but that mouth sure do. 

Incest - Keep 👏 the 👏 blood 👏line 👏pure 👏 

C-Section Baby - They don’t think you’re valid, but I do. 

Pisces - Fuck you.