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Written By The Grape

by Isabel H

Philosopher-king of the Pacific Northwest

  • Wine stomper

  • Sad Pony Express employee

  • Whittler

  • Owner and curator of museum devoted to whittling

  • Man who lives in grandfather clock

  • Guy who dies kind of gayly in World War I movie

  • Heiress

  • Member of Iron and Wine

  • “Interesting fellow”

  • Opera usher

  • Diane Seuss paparazzo

  • Wise old owl in the woods

  • Friendly guy who’ll lend you a cigarette outside the lesbian bar

  • Ill-prepared birdwatcher

  • Architecture student at the University of Wisconsin-Madison

  • Loser of Timothee Chalamet look-alike contest

  • Favorite nephew

  • Transcendentalist

The Grape
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