Pawpaw Palooza: A Fruitful Journey into Ohio’s Fruit Festival

Lily H

“The first time you taste a pawpaw,

you’ll notice that the flavor and texture

are almost unlike any other fruit. Often

called ‘North America’s tropical fruit,’ as

it is the only such fruit indigenous to the

continental U.S., pawpaws taste bold-

ly bright, vibrant, and tropical. Imag-

ine a mix of mango, banana, and a hint

of tangy passion fruit, and you’ll have

a close approximation of a pawpaw’s

unique flavor.” (Allrecipes)

It’s truly not every weekend that one

can attend a festival dedicated to a fruit.

But last weekend, as I wandered through

sun-lit stalls in a pawpaw beverage in-

duced stupor, I found myself marinat-

ing (with real sincerity) on the bold, the

bright, the vibrant, and the tropical. Yes,

I (or rather, my friend and owner of a

manual transmission car) drove 3 hours

to Athens, Ohio, to engage in pawpaw

pedagogy, immerse myself in a commu-

nity of fellow paw paw enthusiasts, and

fulfill a lifelong dream I never knew I

had.

After a long night camping in near-

by Chauncey, Franklin, Malcolm, and

I pulled up to Lake Snowden College,

the grounds of the 26th Annual Ohio

PawPaw Festival. We parked Franklin’s

Mazda and headed in.

I’d recommend this festival for the

budding environmentalist or scholar of

Food Studies. Beyond the stalls of ar-

tisanal ceramic pawpaws and gauche

pawpaw Hawaiian shirts, lay veritable

hotspots of environmental education at

the Pawpaw, Mother Earth News, Pol-

linator, and other Tents. You’d better

believe that we learned about the endan-

gered butterflies that pollinate pawpaw

trees and other flora while adorning

ourselves with paper butterflies. I spoke

with a representative from an organiza-

tion that rescues monkeys used in uni-

versity research and a member of the

Columbus Sunrise Movement Hub – did

you know that FACT?

Among the less educational of the paw-

paw events was the Best Pawpaw contest.

Somehow “best” translated in my mind

to “largest” pawpaw. That was definitely

not the case, as this lackluster competi-

tion included some mildly above-aver-

age sized fruits, but mostly toddler fist-

sized green, knobbly pawpaws. I guess

this makes sense in an anti-GMO, or-

ganically ordained, lentil-weaver world;

but still, I’m accustomed to a greater

thrill in my entertainment. A panel of

judges sampled tender bites of custardy

pawpaw flesh in an impressively bland

manner. To be fair, I missed the intro-

duction section of the competition, so I

don’t know who these people were, but

two judges were standouts to me and my

companions. The first was Jasper, the

pre-adolescent son of one male judge,

who voiced zero opinions and mostly

hid, but certainly entranced us. The sec-

ond was a judge whose indeterminate

accent led us to conspiracy-theorize

that he must be faking his vague Euro-

peanness. The shocking highlight of the

tasting contest was when this judge spit

out – yeah, you’re reading this right, he

SPIT OUT – his tiny chunk of pawpaw!

The crowd was astonished, infuriated,

in uproar. The pawpaw was overripe,

he declared, with flavor too overly car-

amelized for his tastes or approval. Un-

fortunately for you and me, we weren’t

dedicated enough to remain for the final

results. However, I am kicking myself

for not having personally participated in

the pawpaw eating contest. I would have

eaten that shit up.

Well, now to hit the section I know

you’ve all been waiting for. The food it-

self. With the entrance fee to the festi-

val and my friends having spoiled their

appetites with a homey diner breakfast,

I had some very calculated choices to

make in my pawpaw product consump-

tion. At 11 am, in an already sweltering

85 degree heat, Franklin and I sampled

a pawpaw-strawberry popsicle. I’d give it

a 3.5/10 pawpaws. The flavor was domi-

nated by apple juice, and lacking in paw-

paw. Someone drank a pawpaw wheat

ale. Though zippy and refreshing, this

beverage was not recognizably pawpaw

imbued. However, as remarked by Mal-

colm, it was notably fruit-flavored, but

unidentifiable to a specific fruit. (The

fruit was pawpaw.) 8/10 pawpaws. Fi-

nally, I rounded off the day with a greasy

sponge of a pawpaw indulgence. After

waiting in a seemingly endless queue, I

gave up my pursuit of a crisp and light

Thai-inspired Pawpawya Salad, and

joined a faster moving line – that of the

burger and grill truck. My indulgence,

a three cheese pawpaw grilled cheese,

was simple yet remarkable. Reminis-

cent of a fig/brie sandwich, it was si-

multaneously like nothing I’d ever

eaten before. Two toasty slices of but-

tery bread encased multiple fromages

which, in turn, blanketed a sweet, com-

plex, pawpaw jam. It was delicious. It

was a grilled cheese sandwich! It was,

unfortunately, $10 and approximately

16 square inches in surface area. 9/10

pawpaws.

From the high drama of the Best

Pawpaw contest – featuring Europe’s

most enigmatic judge and his defiant

spitting act – to the culinary triumphs

of a grilled cheese sandwich, the festi-

val delivered a blend of spectacle and

snacks with remarkable dedication to a

peculiar fruit. Our long journey home

was a testament to the lengths we’ll go

for a niche experience and a quirky sto-

ry. As we drove back to Oberlin, I found

myself oddly satisfied, not just with the

taste of the fruit, but with gratitude for

Ohio, the pawpaw placemakers, and the

charm that made the festival a mem-

orable adventure. No longer can I call

myself a chaste pawpaw onlooker, pas-

sionate from afar. I invite you to join

the fray. Show up to the pawpaw fes-

tival. Who knows what you may find…

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